The Berry Horn and the Raisin Snail
They crossed the ocean in a gale,
The Berry Horn and Raisin Snail,
To a spit of sand and sea,
And left behind them three miles hence,
The thunderhead of impotence
And dread anxiety.
The waves went up, the waves went down,
The surf blew sideways, white and brown;
They thimbled in the squall,
With frisky whisky, beer and hock,
They slammed and slammed into the dock
And scrambled up the wall.
And made a home within the dunes,
With rummy cards and salty tunes,
Full far from double-dealing,
And sung their song and blew their horn,
Furry Oryx, hairy Faun,
Hot buns and sweet Darjeeling.
Across the channel, horror broods,
The awful pantomime concludes
Its dull abominations;
Before the world’s averted eyes,
The orange ogre moves its thighs
In slow, spastic gyrations.
As crass cartoonish dead men drool
The fecal sputum of the Fool
On black remembered hills;
The Horn and Snail walk hand-in-hand
Along the foggy silver strand,
While lobsters dance quadrilles.
And chickens come to make them soup,
From Timbuktu and Guadalupe,
And ply them with libation;
The lovely velvet night, the Snail
Draws up over her hooves and tail,
And purrs in adoration.
In darkness, farms and factories wait;
And distant voices agitate;
But fever cannot move
The Horn and Snail, who now endure,
In dreaming, crystal miniature,
The tyrannies of love.
Still when the sunrise breaks the seal,
And murmurings of light reveal
Dead gorgons in the sand,
And voices blather loud and long
In flat and unrelenting song,
Hallelujahs of the Damned:
The Horn and Snail rise, arm-in-arm,
And over oysters reaffirm
What will forever be,
That here and now is here and now,
But never then or when or how;
And walk into the sea.
Mister Tumnus
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The orange ogre’s almost over